dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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