But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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