Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
