at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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