After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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