out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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