I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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