Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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