i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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