i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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