K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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