:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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