Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
There's even glitter on my cock...
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