so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
