you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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