I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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