Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
smell my finger.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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