that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
