She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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