# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
