I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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