We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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