Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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