Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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