i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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