he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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