Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
