I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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