dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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