her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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