how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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