wat bout pragnant strippers??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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