I just cut my nipple shaving
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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