I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
50% drunk capacity currently
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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