you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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