Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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