Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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