whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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