I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
its liver damage thursday
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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