If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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