"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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