the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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