That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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