went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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