is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
