Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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