she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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