Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just tell him i said nine months
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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