He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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