She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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