the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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