it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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