I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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